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Uncle Demotivational Poster


TAGS: tips from uncle airman
Rating: 4.83/5

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Reality Lord - December 30, 2010, 4:49 pm

crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 2:18 pm
LiquidSquid - December 30, 2010, 11:20 am
Reycolons619 - December 30, 2010, 9:18 am
This is very helpful thx a lot :P 5L
Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2010, 7:08 am
OMG, I might finally get into art school! 5 matchbook covers.
DrFlummis - December 30, 2010, 7:04 am
Dairmid - December 30, 2010, 3:08 am
LOL Too funny.
NoBodyZ - December 29, 2010, 7:46 pm

YOU MAY BE A REDNECK JEDI... - ...if you've ever heard "Billy Bob, I am your Father... ...and your Uncle!"

TAGS: looks like uncle jedi clampett
Rating: 4.56/5

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CaptainBaked - May 5, 2011, 4:53 am
You may be a Thailand jedi if you've ever heard " Luk Skeiwulka, I am your father... and your mother..."
Bull - May 4, 2011, 8:22 pm

I WANT YOU - Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse

GOT YER NOSE! - I loved playing that game... ahhhhh such sweet childhood memories!

TAGS: uncle croc another bad touch
Rating: 4.86/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:46 pm
This is definitely the funniest one I've seen here.
uberduper - April 10, 2013, 8:24 pm
life ain't a fairy tale for us all
ICEMAN - November 8, 2010, 11:40 pm
Awwwwww, shiit. I missed Moooooooooooo. (sob)
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:30 pm
Ciao, dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:24 pm
None. Off to work. Later Yo.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:12 pm
How many of our conversations here make sense?
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
At best, you're gonna end up with a lower back tattoo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
Yay! It's back.....Now this whole conversation makes no sense....thanks Mr.M.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
That was the jar on the front porch... not the one in the garage!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:10 pm
But you said it was OK and we could give each other back rubs after.....
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:08 pm
You have to stop drinking everything you find in a mason jar.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:08 pm
The hell?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:06 pm
No...I just lent it to a friend.......Introducing!!! Timmy The approval Mod!
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:04 pm
Did you lose your badge again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:02 pm
Ahhhhhhh I've been demoted. I knew I shouldn't have approved that Anime poster....
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 10:53 pm
I was counting one of yours... but you're right, that's ridiculous.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 10:52 pm
I wouldn't go that far.......Maybe 5.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 10:33 pm
Keep on looking... we have 6 or 7 more great ones here.
bigpicture - November 8, 2010, 10:30 pm
there needs to be more "nostalgic caption, horrific picture" type motifakes, when the connection between the picture and caption is solid, they inspire a "LOL, WUT" reaction that makes them funny... still, this is one of the best motifakes i have seen
CANADA - November 4, 2010, 12:13 pm
LogicDude - November 3, 2010, 5:21 pm
That's what happens when you stick your nose where it doesn't belong!
matt28 - November 2, 2010, 11:05 pm
Take that you damn mammal! Hail reptiles! 5L
Derek - November 2, 2010, 9:44 pm
This is something baby elephant will never forget.
fred - November 2, 2010, 7:40 pm
Mama elephant in 1,2,...
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:36 pm
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:33 pm
ROR! I love it

JOSEPH STALIN - Uncle Joe-- Master of Photoshop

TAGS: joseph stalin photoshop uncle joe
Rating: 3.95/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:14 pm
Also the other two men in back were taken out of the picture, both literally and figuratively.
ProfessorMohawk - June 6, 2011, 12:51 pm
yeah. joey's a master at taking anyone in pictures that remotely threatens Him.

INAPPROPRIATE GIFTS - Sure it would be rude not to say "Thanks" But how DO you respond to Uncle Steve's comment, "I made it from a cast of my own hands"?

CREEPY UNCLE - You know, its all just one big happy family reunion until Uncle Miguel starts leering at your sister…

OUR MODS - an infinite source of wisdom in our daily lives

TAGS: uncle rerun helps again
Rating: 4.84/5

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Verdeckt - May 11, 2011, 7:44 am
Rerun sells fireworks?
rerun - May 10, 2011, 6:59 pm

Been there, done that. 5L


TAGS: uncles weird
Rating: 3.62/5

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GySgt1811 - June 4, 2011, 7:32 pm
My My; talk about old memories!! Hey, Brawler, isn't that Fred Allen c.1949?


TAGS: creepy uncle day peekie peekie pervert
Rating: 3.79/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 10, 2010, 3:30 pm
Derek - December 4, 2009, 11:33 pm
I recognise you! You're Ed-Hyde!

UNCLE FESTER - Is watching you masturbate. And it's electrifying!

NATURALLY FORMED CRUST - You had me at Goat Smegma deleted deleted

TAGS: goat smegma crust uncle bob natural albanians nom nom
Rating: 2.82/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 6:57 pm
SWEET MOTHER OF--- AUUUGH! Who would look at this and say, "Hey... Let's use this as soap. And after we're done washing up, we can have some FOR DINNER!" (btw awesome poster)
TigerKid - March 3, 2009, 8:45 pm
Smegma is such a good word
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 22, 2008, 4:12 pm
Hilarious caption!



A CREEPY UNCLE - Every Girl Should Have One.

TAGS: uncle
Rating: 3.72/5

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HOUSEKEEPING TIP OF THE DAY - Keep several Get-Well cards on the mantle. If unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean

TAGS: just a tip from your uncle airman
Rating: 3.4/5

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Jas - September 21, 2009, 7:14 pm
Also, if people think i'm sick - there is a good chance they'll piss off and leave me alone.
Jas - September 21, 2009, 7:13 pm
Thanks man! Buying a house this week and I'll have give it a try.

YOU GOT IT, DUDE - Don't tell Daddy, Uncle Jesse, D.J., or Stephanie that you like to touch me with your stupid hand puppets. Okie dokie.

TAGS: creepy uncle you know you used to watch full house dont lie
Rating: 3.64/5

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Shyanne - December 7, 2009, 11:06 am
ha ha ha fucking hilarious
CANADA - December 4, 2009, 4:49 pm
Im sure that would explain some of her problems


TAGS: my do over and uncle daddy thanks you
Rating: 3/5

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Haarakkon - October 22, 2009, 6:12 pm
Civil1ty is so old school, Bone.
BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:29 pm
just being polite...we use to do that the 20th Century
DreMagnum - October 22, 2009, 2:24 pm
No reason to be humble or anything
BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks Jmac
Jmac0585 - October 22, 2009, 9:29 am
What I meant is, this is a 5/5, and anyone that disagrees is either in West Virginia, in the pic, or in-sane.
Jmac0585 - October 22, 2009, 9:29 am
I am tired of seeing the haters. Oops, my posters all went down .2 points.

ZOMBIE UNCLE SAM - Wants your brains ...



TAGS: uncle sam budget crisis again
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 4:07 pm

greenbacks FTW!!!
Greeny - June 18, 2011, 3:41 pm
Perfect union!


COUNTRY FOLKS - Are actually quite a bit like Rock n Roll folks. With the exception of the whole my Dad is my brother thing.


TAGS: creepy uncle
Rating: 3.08/5

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Anonymous2 - December 4, 2009, 3:35 pm
MOM! Tell Uncle Steve to stop making the walls bleed!

GOPHERS - Sorry, Uncle Sam Didn't Want You..

UNCLE ABBATH - I Want Your Soul


TAGS: pull my finger uncle sam
Rating: 4.18/5

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forseti - June 21, 2011, 4:11 pm
heavily underrated. I love it... 5 fingers!


TAGS: creepy uncle assignment
Rating: 3.81/5

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Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:43 pm
This poster is the result of the solution suggestion you gave me a few weeks ago. Subtle as it may be, I still feel much better.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 10:39 pm
Man, You're amesome.......My white guilt is almost gone.....xd.
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:37 pm
Um... sure. Wait, what? I'd like to phone a friend.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 10:36 pm
But you're jiggy with it ....Right?
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:34 pm
Nope not too far. I've got a ton of rhythm. Soul, on the other hand, had its hey day during my parents' generation.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 10:32 pm
Too far?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 10:32 pm
I just wanted to know if you had rhythm....if you had sooooooul!!!!
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:30 pm
Well thanks Moo. Why do you ask?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 10:25 pm
Veggie,I have reviewed your posters.....you're HILARIOUS!!!. But can you dance?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 10:21 pm
Bravo...Bravo!....5 bigoted lions.
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 12:27 am
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 12:26 am
That title text us still damn creepy.
Produceman117 - December 4, 2009, 11:32 pm
Hey, thanks y'all.
spacedog - December 4, 2009, 11:32 pm
Excellent PDM117. 5Ls
agdaniele - December 4, 2009, 10:46 pm
Giving us the next generation of strippers!
LogicDude - December 4, 2009, 10:43 pm
Ahhhh yes, the gift of inappropriate touching...it's the gift that keeps on giving! 5L!!!
agdaniele - December 4, 2009, 10:16 pm
5 good touch/bad touch lions.
Produceman117 - December 4, 2009, 8:15 pm
Thanks Bone! My favorites of yours are easily 75851 and 77663. Thanks to everyone else, too.
BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 7:58 pm
This one is truly your best..I love dark humor!
Produceman117 - December 4, 2009, 7:57 pm
It's good to be back, Bone. Really good.
silcas - December 4, 2009, 6:55 pm
Love the book reference on this one.
ronsart - December 4, 2009, 6:48 pm
creative, funny etc...etc...5L+!
BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 6:29 pm
Now that's just plain sick...Oh, and I love it! 5 Poodles!!!
MrRandom - December 4, 2009, 6:24 pm
Hahahahha, awesome punchline Produce.

CREEP FACTOR - Extra points if your creepy uncle looks like Alec Baldwin!


TAGS: creepy uncles and zed
Rating: 3.33/5

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GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 7:36 pm
yea, but that does'nt mean we don' like you
Zed - December 5, 2009, 4:31 am
3:30 AM? Sorry, guys, gotta go. catch you again tomorrow.
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 4:06 am
I haven't introduced a truly offensive one in a long time. Maybe it's almost that time again.
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 4:05 am
Ever so perfect!
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:57 am
Which is why I went for wry humor and minor self-defamation.
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 3:52 am
I made one for this day that I had to put in the attic. It was too uncomfortable... usually that's all I need to submit a poster, but even I was questioning it's creepy and borderline-wrong nature.
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 3:51 am
More comments?
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 3:32 am
My man, I was just a little scared to look at this ugly bastard up close. That's the truth. My bad.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:29 am
I actually thought this one would get more comments.
Ed-Hyde - December 4, 2009, 10:36 am
So now we know where you got your hair and your sense of style from!


TAGS: your uncle dave
Rating: 2.96/5

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LogicDude - April 20, 2009, 11:50 am
Sean? How do you know about Uncle Da- oh sorry. Forgot.
Sean - April 19, 2009, 8:25 pm
Just don't ask me how I know that about your uncle Dave.

I DON'T KNOW WHY - they call this stuff Hamburger Helper It does just fine by itself, huh?


TAGS: uncle sam funny
Rating: 2.25/5

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UNCLE BEN - The Pensacola Apache Has A Favorite TV Chair


TAGS: spankings creepy uncle sleep over
Rating: 4.47/5

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rerun - September 19, 2010, 10:58 am

unce bob is gonna be disappointed


MY WIFE IS CIMMERIAN... - But I don't like the crib we got from her great uncle Conan.

TAGS: but i don t like the crib we got from her great uncle conan
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - May 11, 2010, 8:04 pm
She can slice and dice while she cooks the rice. If she's to stay good at taps, you'll want to get her some steel toe-caps.

LITTLE SUZY - She was always so excited to show everyone What Uncle Wally taught her to do

TAGS: uncle wally was a bastard
Rating: 3.74/5

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DreMagnum - December 4, 2009, 11:28 pm
Wait, it a was another person with a little suzy in their poster, not you
DreMagnum - December 4, 2009, 11:26 pm
Whats up with this girl named Suzy Random? Freaking hilarious though, 5L
spacedog - December 4, 2009, 11:26 pm
Nice Random. 5Ls
agdaniele - December 4, 2009, 10:13 pm
Magical. 5L

MY UNCLE WAS THE TOWN DRUNK - We lived in Boston


TAGS: or was that uncle steve with your mom
Rating: 3.63/5

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BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 8:53 pm
BTW...this isn't a pedophile thingy, it's just the what see heard from the other room...and maybe walked in on
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2010, 8:13 pm
Ha Ha!! 5L


UNCLE SAM WISHES - Hoping you have a Safe and Happy New Year


TAGS: uncle cubby
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - October 11, 2010, 9:26 pm

ouch, thats gotta sting
GreyScorpion - October 11, 2010, 9:22 pm
getting called and making them say because you're sitting on their head isn't the same thing
eldiabloloco - October 11, 2010, 9:11 pm
hmmmmmmm then even though i am a newbie i must be a greybeard i get called uncle more and more everyday
GreyScorpion - October 11, 2010, 9:09 pm
weeeee * "where"
GreyScorpion - October 11, 2010, 9:08 pm
that's whee I left my dentures
rerun - October 11, 2010, 9:06 pm

why does he one in blue have her head hung in shame?
Claire - October 11, 2010, 8:54 pm
I though that's what everyone wanted?
Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 6:53 pm

you want to be Mooo and call greyscorp uncle? sick sick man.
happymaster - October 11, 2010, 5:01 pm
i want to be him so bad
GreyScorpion - October 11, 2010, 4:14 pm
Crap, Moo just called me "uncle"...just shoot me now. 5L


TAGS: a little gift from your uncle airman
Rating: 4.37/5

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Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:03 am
If you google Calvin daughter Hobbes, you'll see that I have a terrible memory -- but it's still a cool pic.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:03 am
If you google Calvin daughter Hobbes, you'll see that I have a terrible memory -- but it's still a cool
Sean - April 20, 2011, 11:54 pm
This reminds me of a cool pic I have on my other computer. Calvin is all grown up. He has a little daughter and he is holding her hand as they walk down a country road. She is carrying Hobbes cradled in her other arm. I've got to dig up that pic.
Kainim - February 17, 2010, 2:18 pm
soooo, i should remember that?
Produceman117 - February 15, 2010, 4:04 pm
No you don't. http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1770092
Kainim - February 15, 2010, 10:23 am
gotta remember this one!
erock - February 13, 2010, 12:41 am
silcas - February 12, 2010, 4:07 pm
I even teared up a little at this one. Now where the hell did I put that damned bear...
Fatt Matt - February 12, 2010, 1:42 pm
Hot Damn! that's bound to work, thanks airman. 5 for you
Hasbunmb - February 12, 2010, 12:16 pm
CANADA - February 11, 2010, 8:44 pm
passing down some of the most important knowledge eh? 5L
phydeaux - February 11, 2010, 8:25 pm
5 Fuzzy hearts for Airman! rerun, that is SO wrong....and yet true...
rerun - February 11, 2010, 6:03 pm

the great part here is you can find any old raggy stuffed animal at a resale shop and do it again next year with the newer model. 5L

YOU'RE CUTE - Should It Worry Me That I'm Turned On Right Now? CHOMPERS Is Not Home....Right?


TAGS: august 28 uncle steve is nicer
Rating: 3.76/5

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Sean - August 29, 2009, 2:13 pm
Yeah it really is good, eh? Lotta heart in this one.
Haarakkon - August 29, 2009, 11:36 am
This hits close to home. Excellent work, Agd.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 2:01 am
It's not really something I care aboot anymore. I can skate just never had the opportunity to learn to do it well. No rink nearby, No pavement to Rollerblade on......I'm from a more rustic part of Ontario.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 1:54 am
I couldn't skate very well until I got rollerblades back when they first started to take off in Canada. I fugure if I can skate down multiple flights of stairs (on purpose) I can ice skate well enough. By the way, your secret is out. WTF can't skate?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 1:50 am
Air hockey was fun too......I can't skate, It's my secret Canadian shame.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 1:48 am
Foosball is too limited....left, Right and spin.....such a European mentality.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 1:47 am
An excellent reason to procreate IMO.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 1:47 am
It's based on soccer you know? No really.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 1:46 am
Well Duhhhh!
Sean - August 29, 2009, 1:46 am
In fact the only reason I'd ever want to have a kid is so I could teach him how to play bubble hockey like a pro. And I'd yell at the little bastard too if he wasn't tryin'.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 1:45 am
Foosball sucks. Bubble hockey rules.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 1:41 am
I always wondered why you don't see it in bars very often, Yet Foosball is everywhere.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 1:39 am
Oh, and mildly amusing poster, eh? I sorta chuckled. 5.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 1:38 am
If there is anything I feel comfortable bragging about, it's bubble hockey. It's what I did every day instead of attending classes at law school. And it's also just like falling off a bicycle: haven't played in years and yet I just know I'd kill at it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2009, 11:02 pm
5 emotionally battered lions....I love that it's a table hockey pic.


TAGS: creepy uncle steve
Rating: 3.59/5

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Sho - December 5, 2009, 12:06 pm
Awesomely funny ;D
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 1:28 am


TAGS: creepy uncle tony needs a drink or five
Rating: 3.41/5

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Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:12 am
Yes it is, LD, thanks for askin', and I just fived this puppy into it's debut spot at #1 on the big board.
LogicDude - December 4, 2009, 10:46 pm
Is that Sean's Uncle Tony?
agdaniele - December 4, 2009, 10:14 pm
Ahhhh... I remember it like it as yesterday.


TAGS: my moms sister is married to my uncle
Rating: 4.44/5

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TheTrashHeap - April 7, 2010, 10:04 pm
Excellent! 5Lions! You got a problem with that?
Sean - April 7, 2010, 9:24 pm
So-called "reputable breeders" are over-rated. Shame.
BoneCD - April 7, 2010, 9:23 pm
Hey, they lasted longer than my pet rock...it died before I could get it home.
Sean - April 7, 2010, 9:19 pm
My condolences, Bone. And my thanks as well for that unbeckoned glimpse into the darker recesses of what I can only assume is the culture of sea monkey custodianship.
BoneCD - April 7, 2010, 9:16 pm
*sigh* Mine could never play baseball...so I changed the stadium and they all died!
Sean - April 7, 2010, 8:53 pm
Or in my case, orphan my sea monkeys -- metaphorically speaking of course, they've never met their real father. Poor bastards.


TAGS: your uncle bone will never make that mistake again
Rating: 4.39/5

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BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 6:19 pm
Thanks guys
Airman - March 29, 2010, 4:27 pm
gonna have to give you 5 background checks Bone
agdaniele - March 28, 2010, 12:29 am
Pure gold.


TAGS: krickit long lost uncle from nigeria taxes international transfer
Rating: 4.14/5

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Krickit - April 3, 2013, 2:20 pm
Seems legit
Silverheart - April 2, 2013, 10:11 pm

Well, he started it! Seriously, just having a bit of fun.
GaryO - April 2, 2013, 10:04 pm
Well now, this tête-à-tête is getting interesting


TAGS: scrooge mcduck uncle cheeseburger calendar
Rating: 3.67/5

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TheTrashHeap - September 29, 2010, 8:38 am
I can keep doing this all day. You were soooooooooo upset when you were criticized at first.... You must have had quite a change of heart to become such an expert after such a short time.


GRANDPA - Loves doing his shopping on-line

UNCLE BEN - He Just Put His Christmas Decorations Up

TAGS: uncle
Rating: 2.25/5

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HEY! - You There!

TAGS: unclesam hey you u cookies
Rating: 1.73/5

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Sidereal - February 3, 2010, 7:57 am
He may want to take you to a gay bar
Juggernaut00 - February 2, 2010, 3:33 pm
It's all about the fun buddy!
pieman - February 2, 2010, 2:14 pm
Thank you. I don't understand either. I think the Greybeards are having a secret contest where they create a second profile that gets the lowest ranking. No I am not parinoid. They are really out to get me.
vader - February 2, 2010, 2:08 pm
how could this be approved?

Black & White? -

TAGS: black white unclear minds eye
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 20, 2014, 10:05 am
GaryO - November 20, 2014, 8:51 am
Oh, I don’t need this freaking poster to see spots/floaters....phukking retina. Phukking slow reflexes in the phukking ring. Only salvation was my opponents just got plain arm tired of punching my face. Phukking 5.
Thedge - November 19, 2014, 3:44 pm
Weird. Five people here, 3 see the white dots flickering from white to black randomly. 2 only see plain white dots. Brain game, I reckon.

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